Talk Around the Waterhole: A Play

Bird One: You seein' Larry over there?

Bird Two: Yeah! Always posing for the freakin' camera. Can't stand that guy!
Bird One: I know right!? I mean...come on now. Get freakin' clue already. It ain't all about you.
Bird Three: That a-hole...you know he cheated on my sista!
Bird Two: No freakin' way brother!?
Bird Three: Yeah and he's got some nerve coming around this place.
Bird One: Freaking bastard!
Bird Two: So what you want to do bout' it?
Bird Three: Nuttin' now. I got me a plan.
Bird One & Two: Kool kool!